“一言不合就...”各种造句英文版么

最近特别火用“一言不合就...”各种造句哈，中文版本刷屏那你知道英文版么?咱们可以用Whenever we disagree with each other, ...

　　例子：比如一言不合就不告诉他邱邱老师的新班Whenever we disagree with each other,I refuse to tell him the class schedule of Mr. Qiu .